Better hope it doesn't turn on.
Sleeping on the job? No problem, nobody ever robs this place.
Hard day at the office?
It's crawling away on its own.
Unless you don't take public transportation and drive to work. In which case OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN WAKE UP WAKE UP
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