Mimes Have Day Jobs Too

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accident,basic instructions,boredom,boundary,carpet,cleanup,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle fail,derp,invisible,mess,mime,osha,paper signs,screw you,signage,weird,wet,work smarter not harder
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A Terrible Surprise

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awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,bathroom,composting,cubicle fail,cubicle rage,dickhead co-workers,feces everywhere,fertile,filthy pigs,greenwashing,gross,hygeine,lazy,mess,official sign,osha,paper signs,poop,probably gonna get some traffic from fetish web sites,Sad,signage,sustainable,Terrifying,toilet graffiti
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Why did this have to be written in the first place?

Just put the damn key back..!

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balls,basic instructions,bathroom,clever,consequences,creativity in the workplace,cubicle rage,gonads,gross,key,official sign,passive aggressive,rage,sass,screw you,scrotum,signage,Terrifying,threat,toilet graffiti,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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NEVER FORGET

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9-11,basic instructions,bathroom,cubicle rage,depressing,dickhead co-workers,dickheads,emotional blackmail,gross,guilt trip,gum,jackass,jingoism,nationalism,paper signs,passive aggressive,patriotism,remeber dem tewers,Sad,sass,screw you,signage,slobs,slovenly,terrorists,these-colors-dont-run,toilet graffiti,urinal,wiseass
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CSI Pastries

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awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,boredom,busted,crime scene,csi,cubicle boredom,cubicle fail,cubicle rage,depressing,dickhead co-workers,DNA,fridge politics,gross,hygeine,lazy,mess,office kitchen,paper signs,passive aggressive,pastry,pube,sass,screw you,signage,slob,slovenly,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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Only When They Ring

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bad neighborhood,crime,danger,depressing,door,doorbell,drive by,ghetto,knock,no thanks,paper signs,ring,Sad,safety,signage,Terrifying,wtf
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