Ethod Man, perhaps?
Do you, like, have any seminars I could attend or anything like that? Y'know, maybe where you share some of your wizarding secrets tips for success?
From the Reddit submitter:
I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).
To borrow from another quote: "Oh, you have trouble handling negativity, bad attitudes, and toxic people in the workplace? There's a seminar for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
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