It Applies to Almost All Jobs!

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monday thru friday,skills,stupid people,resume
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I Was Born Ready for This Job!

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16-pregnant,16 and Pregnant,cyanide-happiness,job interview,mtv,pregnant,resume
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"And so was your little guy, apparently!"

Are You Experienced?

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are you experienced,barista,coffee shop,experience,Hall of Fame,job application,job experience,job interview,resume
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It's Not Enough Amymore

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not enough,getting a job,resume,college
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Would You Hire a Young Tom Brady?

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monday thru friday,resume,football,g rated
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He posted his old résumé to Facebook today.

Self-Screening Employees

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calculus,resume,math,job application,air force,monday thru friday,g rated
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Applicant Is Super Qualified And S**t

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application,hiring,job search,resume
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He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.