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"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

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By Unknown
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As for the bajillion other potential excuses they could use, well... good luck with those!

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"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

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By Alex W
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I'm just gonna go 'head and assume I get the job, so just let me know when I start, thanks!

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