He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.
This is my description.
"Optimized client assets for strategic marketing purposes."
From the submitter:
"This "resume" was handed to me while I was working security. The spelling is awesome, but the lack of detail is even better. It was done on a typewriter, and the paper was torn by folding and wetting and tearing."
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