Applicant Is Super Qualified And S**t

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He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.

Relevant Experience: Yes

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Hire This Man!

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I Have All the Skills...

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This is My Title

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This is my description.

Made Blatantly False Claims on Résumé

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"Optimized client assets for strategic marketing purposes."

Worst Resume Ever?

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From the submitter:

"This "resume" was handed to me while I was working security. The spelling is awesome, but the lack of detail is even better. It was done on a typewriter, and the paper was torn by folding and wetting and tearing."