I can't wait to see what you'll do with their angus third pounders...
One angel food cake: $6.95. Seeing the look on your buddy's face when his free steak salad costs him two weeks' salary: priceless.
Excuse me, pearly arches.
Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?
Uhh, Dairy Queen? I want you to go back outside and look at your sign. Think long and hard about what people might think it means. Yeah, exactly.
The food was so-so, the service was meh, and the price wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either.
Who cares if he's a 34-year-old morbidly obese guy with half a tongue?
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