Clever...

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Clever...
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I can't wait to see what you'll do with their angus third pounders...

One Berry Mojito: $9.95

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One Berry Mojito: $9.95
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One angel food cake: $6.95. Seeing the look on your buddy's face when his free steak salad costs him two weeks' salary: priceless.

How Exactly Could You Tell?

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How Exactly Could You Tell?
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Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?

The DQ Double Entendre

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The DQ Double Entendre
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Uhh, Dairy Queen? I want you to go back outside and look at your sign. Think long and hard about what people might think it means. Yeah, exactly.

Let's Go to Purgatory Sushi Bar Instead

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Let's Go to Purgatory Sushi Bar Instead
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The food was so-so, the service was meh, and the price wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either.

But, stevefoodguy356 Said It Sucked!

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But, stevefoodguy356 Said It Sucked!
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Who cares if he's a 34-year-old morbidly obese guy with half a tongue?