I recall the first time I received a surprise prostate exam at dinner. Those were the times, indeed.

Hope you all have plenty of "soup" today!

What? You're just gonna leave your best buddy at a restaurant on his birthday? Who cares if you have things like "a job" to do? And who cares if it's not actually his birthday?

Whatever you do, best buddies of the world, you do NOT leave the other half of the Dream Team hanging!

Unfortunately, the WiFi wasn't free and the beer wasn't great.

It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ