I can't wait to see what you'll do with their angus third pounders...

One angel food cake: $6.95. Seeing the look on your buddy's face when his free steak salad costs him two weeks' salary: priceless.

Excuse me, pearly arches.

Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?

Uhh, Dairy Queen? I want you to go back outside and look at your sign. Think long and hard about what people might think it means. Yeah, exactly.

The food was so-so, the service was meh, and the price wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either.

Who cares if he's a 34-year-old morbidly obese guy with half a tongue?