Mr. Lamp keeps us bright during the day

Favorite
anthropomorphic,boredom,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle fail,cunnilingus,desk lamp,gross,lamp,lonely,not cool,oral sex,personification,post it,reminder of your lonliness,Sad,sculpture,Terrifying,tongue,tragic,weak,weird,wiseass
- -

Each piece was added one by one, quietly so the boss wouldn't suspect anything...hoping to give him a jacket soon

And Happy Birthday

Favorite
awful,bad memories,Balloons,basic instructions,birthday,cake,clown,creativity in the workplace,cubicle prank,decoration,depressing,dickhead co-workers,drunk,fridge politics,lard frosting,Party,passive aggressive,reminder,reminder of your lonliness,Sad,sass,sheet cake,therapy time,timesheet,wiseass
- -

Valentine Surprise-2007

Favorite
creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle fail,dying lonely and alone,fly infestation,fly paper,gross,holiday bullshit,holiday terror,pest control,reminder of your lonliness,stupid decorations,Valentines day,when did someone last touch your bathing suit area
- -

Over the weekend two coworkers and I hung over 30,000 kisses from our office ceiling for a Valentines Surprise.