Ridding Oneself of a Soul is Also Preferable

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family,friendship,mr burns,pawning,religion,satan,the simpsons
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If you are currently able to do this, then Satan may have some pawning options available for you.

Competing Worldviews

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breakroom,coffee,jesus,religion,signs
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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

What If The Doctor's Name Is Jesus?

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12 hours,doctor,jesus,religion,surgeon,thanks
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I'm sure he'll get over it once he goes home to his money.