This Arson Victim Solves the Case on Live TV and Wait, What Did She Say the Reason Was?

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A Police Officer Gets His Girlfriend's Kindergarten Class to Help Propose

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Helpful Reminder WIN

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I Give and I Give and I Give But You Take and You Take and You Take

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If you ain't no punk, holla "We want pre-nup!"

It's something that you need to have / 'cause when she leaves your ass she'll leave with half.

~Keats

Love is like a job that takes your money. Check out more bitter exes at Dating Fails!

It Will Only Break Your Heart

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Such a shameless floozy, this printer.

Bad Products Ruin Customer Lives

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