I Give and I Give and I Give But You Take and You Take and You Take

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If you ain't no punk, holla "We want pre-nup!"

It's something that you need to have / 'cause when she leaves your ass she'll leave with half.

~Keats

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It Will Only Break Your Heart

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Such a shameless floozy, this printer.

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