This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.
Passive aggressive level up!
Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!
Employees get Zima.
You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?
Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.