Enter Now!

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Be sure to send in your misleading mail-in rebate as well, which gives you store credit that's only redeemable for, like, five days, and takes six to eight months to get mailed back to you!

Don't miss out on this lame-ass opportunity!

And Then Tell Him About It Later

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You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.

~OLJ

Hire All the Servers With This Name

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Oh, so it's that kind of Thai restaurant.

When You Told Me You'd Tip Me a Lincoln...

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Either the service was awful, the tipper is a dick, or the tipper has OCD and always needs to round to the tenth digit. His illness makes him a social pariah.

~OLJ