Lol How Does I Math, Part Deux

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Just F.Y.I., 23.60 x 0.15 = 3.54. Remind me, restaurant, what are you guys smoking again? Or do you just need to go back to school?

One Berry Mojito: $9.95

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One angel food cake: $6.95. Seeing the look on your buddy's face when his free steak salad costs him two weeks' salary: priceless.

What Did He Have?

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Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!

How Exactly Could You Tell?

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Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?

Want Fries With That?

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Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.

Sandwich Taste Funny?

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If you're from Western Washington (the Seattle area, more specifically) this receipt might actually look appetizing. Before you unleash the deluge of middle school gay jokes, let me explain that there is a burger joint chain in Seattle called Dick's Drive In. Also worth mentioning is the fact that they have, quite possibly, the best fast food burgers in America. So if you showed this receipt to a Seattleite, don't be surprised if they start drooling.