Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.
If you're from Western Washington (the Seattle area, more specifically) this receipt might actually look appetizing. Before you unleash the deluge of middle school gay jokes, let me explain that there is a burger joint chain in Seattle called Dick's Drive In. Also worth mentioning is the fact that they have, quite possibly, the best fast food burgers in America. So if you showed this receipt to a Seattleite, don't be surprised if they start drooling.