Sandwich Taste Funny?

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If you're from Western Washington (the Seattle area, more specifically) this receipt might actually look appetizing. Before you unleash the deluge of middle school gay jokes, let me explain that there is a burger joint chain in Seattle called Dick's Drive In. Also worth mentioning is the fact that they have, quite possibly, the best fast food burgers in America. So if you showed this receipt to a Seattleite, don't be surprised if they start drooling.

I Hope You're as Excited as this Piece of Paper

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:D

When You Told Me You'd Tip Me a Lincoln...

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Either the service was awful, the tipper is a dick, or the tipper has OCD and always needs to round to the tenth digit. His illness makes him a social pariah.

~OLJ

Rumor Has It He Was Real Sorry Aboot the Cancellation

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You Mean That's NOT His Name?

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What Kind of Service Deserves This?

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"Math" is a Pretty Decent Tip

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