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"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

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Helping to spread LGBT awareness among lovers of potato salad everywhere.

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Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!