Enter Now!

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Enter Now!
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Be sure to send in your misleading mail-in rebate as well, which gives you store credit that's only redeemable for, like, five days, and takes six to eight months to get mailed back to you!

Don't miss out on this lame-ass opportunity!

Get to Know Your Server

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Helping to spread LGBT awareness among lovers of potato salad everywhere.

~OLJ

And Then Tell Him About It Later

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And Then Tell Him About It Later
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You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.

~OLJ