"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"
Just F.Y.I., 23.60 x 0.15 = 3.54. Remind me, restaurant, what are you guys smoking again? Or do you just need to go back to school?
One angel food cake: $6.95. Seeing the look on your buddy's face when his free steak salad costs him two weeks' salary: priceless.
Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!
Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?
Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.
Ever Wonder What the Simpsons Would Look Like in Other Animated ...
Viral Video of the Day: This One Minute Short is Scarier ...
Can I Start Buying Midnight Tickets Now?
The Sweet Sounds of a Cat Playing a Theremin?
A Dubstep Street Performer Meets His Match in This Passerby
Ever Been so Excited You Humped the Floor? This "Price is ...
Dad Finds The Best Way to Keep His Kids Busy For a While
"That's a Really Good Scary Face, Sweetie"
Redneck Engineering: It's Not Dumb if it Works
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more