U Mad Bro?

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I'm such a good (self) tipper!

Need a Receipt?

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"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"