Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!

Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?

Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.

If you're from Western Washington (the Seattle area, more specifically) this receipt might actually look appetizing. Before you unleash the deluge of middle school gay jokes, let me explain that there is a burger joint chain in Seattle called Dick's Drive In. Also worth mentioning is the fact that they have, quite possibly, the best fast food burgers in America. So if you showed this receipt to a Seattleite, don't be surprised if they start drooling.

I'm just gonna go 'head and assume I get the job, so just let me know when I start, thanks!

Be sure to send in your misleading mail-in rebate as well, which gives you store credit that's only redeemable for, like, five days, and takes six to eight months to get mailed back to you!

Don't miss out on this lame-ass opportunity!