Rumor Has It He Was Real Sorry Aboot the Cancellation

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What's Your Name?

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Get to Know Your Server

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Helping to spread LGBT awareness among lovers of potato salad everywhere.

~OLJ

That's Why Everyone Eats There!

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Wow That Was Free?

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Sandwich Taste Funny?

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If you're from Western Washington (the Seattle area, more specifically) this receipt might actually look appetizing. Before you unleash the deluge of middle school gay jokes, let me explain that there is a burger joint chain in Seattle called Dick's Drive In. Also worth mentioning is the fact that they have, quite possibly, the best fast food burgers in America. So if you showed this receipt to a Seattleite, don't be surprised if they start drooling.

Want Fries With That?

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Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.