One Berry Mojito: $9.95

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free,money,priceless,receipt,restaurant,steak salad
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One angel food cake: $6.95. Seeing the look on your buddy's face when his free steak salad costs him two weeks' salary: priceless.

U Mad Bro?

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Bad Tip,tip,self tip,receipt
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I'm such a good (self) tipper!

What Did He Have?

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bacon and eggs,Dexter,dexter morgan,receipt,serial killer
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Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!

When You Told Me You'd Tip Me a Lincoln...

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receipt,service sector,stingy,tip
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Either the service was awful, the tipper is a dick, or the tipper has OCD and always needs to round to the tenth digit. His illness makes him a social pariah.

~OLJ

Free Smiles!

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free smiles,good luck,receipt,tip,tipping,waiter,waitress,free smiles,free smiles,free smiles,g rated,monday thru friday
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"The man was upset from the beginning because he didn't get his muffin in a timely manner."

I'm surprised he didn't call his lawyer, because he seems just about that finnicky.