I Prefer Normal Toppings Like Sausage... NO WAIT!!!

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One Berry Mojito: $9.95

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One angel food cake: $6.95. Seeing the look on your buddy's face when his free steak salad costs him two weeks' salary: priceless.

When You Told Me You'd Tip Me a Lincoln...

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Either the service was awful, the tipper is a dick, or the tipper has OCD and always needs to round to the tenth digit. His illness makes him a social pariah.

~OLJ

How Exactly Could You Tell?

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Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?

Restaurant Gives Customers a 50 Percent Discount After Calling Them "Fat Girls" on Their Receipt

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A waiter at a restaurant in Stockton, CA needs a few manners lessons from some local third graders, because they apparently know more than he does. Also, 50 percent? That's the best you can do? Because this has free meal written all over it.

Need a Receipt?

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"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

It's My Turn to Decide What the Receipts Say? Awesome!

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