Need a Receipt?

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Need a Receipt?
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"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

Lol How Does I Math, Part Deux

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Lol How Does I Math, Part Deux
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Just F.Y.I., 23.60 x 0.15 = 3.54. Remind me, restaurant, what are you guys smoking again? Or do you just need to go back to school?

One Berry Mojito: $9.95

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One Berry Mojito: $9.95
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One angel food cake: $6.95. Seeing the look on your buddy's face when his free steak salad costs him two weeks' salary: priceless.