That's what SHE said, amirite? Amirite?
holds hand up for high-five, is left hanging
How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience
With Thanksgiving coming up, out come the mall Santas...
Nepotism is like corporate inbreeding.
I hope a bag of chips falls off the shelf and YOU have to pick it up! That'll show you!
Of course in this day an age, having any kind of job is a victory in and of itself. Which is how I rationalize Water Cooler Chris' eventual demotion.