I'm So Sorry to Hear About Your Circumstances

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I'm So Sorry to Hear About Your Circumstances
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Man, I feel so sorry for those "lower-class" people that have to work for fun. It's a rough world out there in this down economy.

I'm Willing to Bet the Latter

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I'm Willing to Bet the Latter
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If his headphones are in while you're serving him, then it's both.

The Morning Commute: I Really Need to Get a Car

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The Morning Commute: I Really Need to Get a Car
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FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????

Everyone's a Hobby IT Specialist

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Everyone's a Hobby IT Specialist
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I can definitely see the mechanic and tradesman scenarios, but I've heard enough stories to know that WebMD has pretty much destroyed too many people's trust in a doctor's opinion.