It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
With Thanksgiving coming up, out come the mall Santas...
FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????
Nepotism is like corporate inbreeding.
Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.