For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
Of course in this day an age, having any kind of job is a victory in and of itself. Which is how I rationalize Water Cooler Chris' eventual demotion.
Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.
Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.
It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
Nepotism is like corporate inbreeding.