First thing's first: Virgin, you're trying awfully hard here. Second, I actually paid attention to the briefing, so I suppose that means mission accomplished.
Hey, at least it beats the outdated VHS snoozefests that other airlines have!
And if you tell them that play-doh you got your kid is actually C4, you'll get free housing for at least the next 25 years!
... plus a few surprise colonoscopies...
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