Making a Bieber Reference in the Screen Name Might Come in Handy

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"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg

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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

I'll Never Understand Programming

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That Coveted Pale Complexion

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Although, to be fair, he has the least obvious tan lines of the entire bunch. It's a shame about the 3-inch-think layer of sunscreen he'll have to use, though.

~OLJ

Begin Content Dump

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Java Language

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Objective-C Totally Jacked Its Object-Oriented Feature Syntax From Smalltalk

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"Ahem... I mean... what's a start menu again?"