We'll Have that Much Less Overhead When You're Gone

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They say it's always best to get laid off on a Friday. At the very least, it makes it easier to get trashed and drown in a pool of your own tears.

TGIF, office lackeys!

-Water Cooler Chris

Courtesy of Your Local Sense Department

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We Saw a 500 Percent Rise in Quarterly Profits

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Holiday bonuses for everyone!