His day at work must be a constant battle to hide what's going on in his pants, and something tells me he's 100 percent OK with that.

He was likely looking for the f* he never gave on the internet and just got a little sidetracked.

The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."

~Office Lackey Jack

IT help: protecting your loved ones from your darker side.

...judging from the app in the lower right corner.

... diced tomatoes?