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Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"

For the New York City version, simply replace all figures in the "good job" column with "nothing."

I swear they're getting smaller and smaller while the bags are getting bigger and bigger...