A Guide to Every Grocery Store in Existence

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If someone passes out at the office, know that all you need is a Capri Sun straw

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Terrible Job Interview Advice

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Better Names for Things, Round 2: Electric Boogalamp

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Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"

You Know We Hate It, And Yet You Do It Anyway...

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GREAT. NOW I CAN'T HEAR OUT OF MY LEFT EAR BECAUSE YOUR STUPID MAX-VOLUME AUTOPLAY AD BLEW OUT MY EARDRUM. JUST SUPER.

The Ideal Resume

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Tipping Tips

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For the New York City version, simply replace all figures in the "good job" column with "nothing."