Returns Like a Boss (Read: Nerd)

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He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?

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"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"

You Can't Explain That

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Even more confusing when they're side-by-side in your desk arrangement.