The Snoolution

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alarm,early morning,morning,morning person,phone,ring,snooze,waking up
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That or tape thumbtacks to your snooze button. Youch!

It Has Other Uses

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basic instructions,dumb,hardware,intercom,label,one more way that your cubicle is like a prison cell,phone,sass,screw you,signage,stupid,wat,whatever,why,wiseass,wtf
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Thanks for the Heads Up

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caller ID,convenient,phone,spam,telemarketing,warning
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Helpdesk Helper

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I Didn't Say HOLD My Calls...

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monday thru friday,work,phone
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...I said hold me up while I make my calls.

Is There Even Really A Do Not Call List?

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What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?

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iphone,late for work,phone,ricky,robin,sms,text
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"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"