Is "conference" a verb? It is now.

Even more confusing when they're side-by-side in your desk arrangement.

A little help for those who need it: The ad is for Nokia phones. But the little device the nondescript ecstatic woman is holding to her ear has an iPhone's USB port. When even your stock image people are using iPhones, you know your competitor's got the edge.

~OLJ

He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

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