"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"

He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

Even more confusing when they're side-by-side in your desk arrangement.

You'll want to hear when the guy whose interviewing you for your new job calls...