He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.
~Office Lackey Jack
"Ckip Rok." That's my name, don't wear it out!
Text me if it's yours!
Cardboard prank or no cardboard prank, you still have to keep working.
You'll want to hear when the guy whose interviewing you for your new job calls...
Even more confusing when they're side-by-side in your desk arrangement.