Be Sure to Keep Your Phone OFF of Vibrate, Sir...

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You'll want to hear when the guy whose interviewing you for your new job calls...

Keep Hanging Up Multiple Times

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So putting the phone down starts abuse?

Someone Was Cardbored...

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Cardboard prank or no cardboard prank, you still have to keep working.

No Seriously, I Mean it this Time. The Next Alarm is Going to be Nyancat

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6:40 - "You're never getting up, are you?" 7:00 - Automatically send sick note e-mail to boss.