Just another way to spice up your lunch break. Coincidentally, this is also what they do to make crossbows in prison. Ponder that one for a while.
-Water Cooler Chris
Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.
Serious free time.
Soon, you won't even need to pack or buy a lunch; like a mighty hunter, you will track and feast on your office building's ant population. A good source of protein.