You Should See What They Keep the Bathroom Key Attached To

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monday thru friday,pen,fast food,chain
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DIY Office Hunter

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Soon, you won't even need to pack or buy a lunch; like a mighty hunter, you will track and feast on your office building's ant population. A good source of protein.

~OLJ

Is This Pen More or Less Likely to Get Stolen From Your Desk?

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Office Swag: Making it Even Easier to Work Through Lunch Breaks

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And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?

-Water Cooler Chris

Not Shown: Part Where the Pen Breaks Open and Spills

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Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.

For When You Need the Break Room Coffee to Pack Extra Punch

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Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.