Just use what you wrote for the last one.
On September 26, Barilla CEO Guido Barilla said that he "would never feature a homosexual family in any of his company's advertisements." Rival pasta company Bertolli was quick to dump tolerance sauce all over Barilla's big bowl of bigotoni that it served up on Thursday. In other news, I am so sorry for that metaphor.
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