Liar Liar iPad Case on Fire

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Business idea: Start an iPad accessories company that gathers material by walking around Wall Street and surreptitiously cutting pockets from the suits of stockbrokers and investment managers. It would be called "Picking Pockets." Or "Out of Pocket." Or "Line Your Own Pocket." Or "Is That a Wall Street Executive in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad to See Me?"

~Office Lackey Jack

Weird Analogy Is Weird

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Also, you shouldn't drop them at every attractive girl you see on the internet.

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