Can't let anyone see those balance reports...
All of my money: take it now, please.
No more scalding my tongue because of a desperate need for caffeine in the morning. Now my mug tells me if my coffee is at an acceptable temperature. Man, what will they think of next? --NGN
For when you have to go to the bathroom but aren't worried about things like "making the toilet work."
Please, just take my money now.
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