Socks to Be You

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Socks to Be You
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What's that? You're complaining that we're posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.

Narwhals > Mona Lisa

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Narwhals > Mona Lisa
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Let it not be said that I don't take care of my customers, even though my drawing leaves much to be desired.

God Damned Poinsettias

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God Damned Poinsettias
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John, our dayshift supervisor, asked me where his scraggly old poinsettia went. I had no clue. But since I'd offered to get him a replacement for a couple of $ I was his first suspect. So the Monday after thanksgiving he'd questioned, more like interrogated, me where it had gone. He asked around and got no answer. Finally he told me to ask Dan and Sue, our cleaners. Here is Dans written confession.