Oh no, not the postal workers! Some of our most beloved cultural icons are postmen!
What about Cliff?
...or Mr. McFeely?
...okay, forget about David. Still.
Worst office dance party ever. Also, while it's nice for Foxconn to imply "none of you will ever ever get laid off just because we're having robots do your jobs instead," does it really work that way? When you're moving "higher up the value chain," usually that implies more training or education. Are you really going to train over a million workers, Foxconn? Terrible working conditions suck, but so does getting laid off of a job that you were desperate enough to hang on to.
I guess the moral is that when you complain you're being treated like robots, consider whether or not you could be a robot and still be capable of doing your job.
In this latest edition of "accidental penis jokes," an ABC12 news reporter unknowingly draws a penis on the touchscreen display while discussing traffic detours around a construction site in Detroit, Michigan.
A hearse driver and funeral director made a pit stop, leaving the body and coffin of the veteran they were transporting in the hearse. They were on their way to a funeral service and left the hearse waiting in the parking lot while they took a coffee break. Both employees were fired for this thoughtless and disrespectful move when it was brought to the attention of Veterans Funeral Care, the funeral home they were working for.