The Most Super Superintendent Takes a Pay Cut

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On the one hand: How inspiring! Someone who cares enough about our children's education to make sacrifices for it!

On the other hand: This is what we're forced to do now? Have some people go to making minimum wage to adequately finance education? Oh, economy, you're screwed up.

~OLJ

Location, Location, Location: The Most Important Rules of Business

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He gets points for stubbornness, but loses just a little for describing parking enforcement as a feudal system of oppression. And for using the word "Draconian."

~OLJ

You're Actually Being Really Productive Right Now

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See that? They're talking about you in the first sentence (or more specifically a version of you that's really into cats). So pat yourself on the back, you're being a fantastic employee right now.

~OLJ

Logos So Funny, It's Against the Law

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If there's anything that discourages kids from a life of crime, it's an anthropomorphic penis (yes, penis - to a 6-year-old, "weiner" and "penis" are the same thing) with big googly eyes. That'd scare me away faster than the former convicts working the cash register.

~OLJ

We're Not Loyal to Our Most Loyal Customers

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If I were A&F, I'd write a different email:

Dear Mrs Navarra,

JEANS ALL LOOK THE SAME. YOU HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM.

~OLJ

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