It's Official: Dunkin Donuts Is a Hive of Vice and Villainy

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First it was nasal assault, now retail sex workers. What's next, a shadowy international doughnut cabal?

~OLJ

That's One Way to Start a Weather Forecast...

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In a fascinating case of WTF, this news channel's weather report graphic began with a few frames depicting what can only be described as some sort of odd demon man. I mean, I've heard the weather term "hot as hell," but this is pushing it!

Introducing the Newest Version of Plank OS

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The best part is how they even went to the trouble of slapping on a logo and including a fake receipt. Scamming is one thing, but this is just cruel.

~OLJ

Delivery Driver Manages to Deliver Pizza After Being Stabbed

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An intrepid Louisville, Kentucky delivery driver delivered his pizzas in spite of the fact that he was carjacked and stabbed in the back.  Coincidentally, and luckily for him, his destination was the emergency room of a local hospital. He managed to bring the pizzas into the building to make the delivery before collapsing from his wound. According to local news station WKLY, he is in stable condition and recovering well.