Dying as He Lived

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Dying as He Lived
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My BOSS sent me this in an email.

Sounds like your boss is playing with your head. Lie at your desk with your head down for five days without food or water. Then, when he approaches you (or just happens to wander by), jump up and shout "BOO!" That'll show him.

~OLJ

Introducing the Newest Version of Plank OS

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Introducing the Newest Version of Plank OS
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The best part is how they even went to the trouble of slapping on a logo and including a fake receipt. Scamming is one thing, but this is just cruel.

~OLJ

Boss-Related Injuries Are on the Rise

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Boss-Related Injuries Are on the Rise
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There's a recession on, I'd be surprised if this were the first man to do this.

The Most Super Superintendent Takes a Pay Cut

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The Most Super Superintendent Takes a Pay Cut
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On the one hand: How inspiring! Someone who cares enough about our children's education to make sacrifices for it!

On the other hand: This is what we're forced to do now? Have some people go to making minimum wage to adequately finance education? Oh, economy, you're screwed up.

~OLJ