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apple news resigning steve jobs
Via: finance.yahoo.com
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In memorial, here's a little comic to start some discussion:

job fails - apple

dead Death dying news
By nicamar
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My BOSS sent me this in an email.

Sounds like your boss is playing with your head. Lie at your desk with your head down for five days without food or water. Then, when he approaches you (or just happens to wander by), jump up and shout "BOO!" That'll show him.

~OLJ

computer news police raid stabbed
By Unknown
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"It was all like, 'Installing Updates: 1 of 396 installed, please do not power off your computer,' and then I was like 'HELL NO!'"

boring evening news headlines memorial for toddler news news headlines
By Unknown
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Man, the news sucks tonight! When are we gonna get to the robberies and homicides?

news procrastinating productivity wasting time
Via: latimesblogs.latimes.com
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See that? They're talking about you in the first sentence (or more specifically a version of you that's really into cats). So pat yourself on the back, you're being a fantastic employee right now.

~OLJ