These Happened on the Same Day

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It'll be 95 in New York City, 98 in Los Angeles, and 793 on Venus. Back to you, Jeff!

We're Not Loyal to Our Most Loyal Customers

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If I were A&F, I'd write a different email:

Dear Mrs Navarra,

JEANS ALL LOOK THE SAME. YOU HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM.

~OLJ

Local News Doin' the Harlem Shake

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Delivery Driver Manages to Deliver Pizza After Being Stabbed

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An intrepid Louisville, Kentucky delivery driver delivered his pizzas in spite of the fact that he was carjacked and stabbed in the back.  Coincidentally, and luckily for him, his destination was the emergency room of a local hospital. He managed to bring the pizzas into the building to make the delivery before collapsing from his wound. According to local news station WKLY, he is in stable condition and recovering well. 

The Revolution will be WHEEEEEE!

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And We Shall Call it Freedom Fruit

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CNN Has Their News Priorities in Order

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