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Via: BBC
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An intrepid Louisville, Kentucky delivery driver delivered his pizzas in spite of the fact that he was carjacked and stabbed in the back.  Coincidentally, and luckily for him, his destination was the emergency room of a local hospital. He managed to bring the pizzas into the building to make the delivery before collapsing from his wound. According to local news station WKLY, he is in stable condition and recovering well. 

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If there's anything that discourages kids from a life of crime, it's an anthropomorphic penis (yes, penis - to a 6-year-old, "weiner" and "penis" are the same thing) with big googly eyes. That'd scare me away faster than the former convicts working the cash register.

~OLJ

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Oh no, not the postal workers! Some of our most beloved cultural icons are postmen!

What about Cliff? job fails - cliff claven

...or Newman? job fails - newman

...or Mr. McFeely? job fails - mrmcfeely

...or Chuck? job fails - bukowski

...or David? job fails - david berkowitz

...okay, forget about David. Still.

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