And Now for This Breaking News Report...

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And Now for This Breaking News Report...
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"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...

... a lengthy sentence."

Spider on Weathercam Freaks Out Meteorologist

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In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.

News Anchor Gets His Scripts Shuffled

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What was the name of the show again? I didn't catch it the first five times you said it...