"Let's go to CGCGCGCGCGCCGCGG with the latest. CGCGCGCGCGCCGCGG?"

Man, the news sucks tonight! When are we gonna get to the robberies and homicides?

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"It was all like, 'Installing Updates: 1 of 396 installed, please do not power off your computer,' and then I was like 'HELL NO!'"

"Hold on to your butts!"

What is this, a time machine to 1995?