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closing mailman news post office postal service - 5020850176
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Oh no, not the postal workers! Some of our most beloved cultural icons are postmen!

What about Cliff? job fails - cliff claven

...or Newman? job fails - newman

...or Mr. McFeely? job fails - mrmcfeely

...or Chuck? job fails - bukowski

...or David? job fails - david berkowitz

...okay, forget about David. Still.

news procrastinating productivity wasting time - 5102760192
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See that? They're talking about you in the first sentence (or more specifically a version of you that's really into cats). So pat yourself on the back, you're being a fantastic employee right now.

~OLJ

news news headlines Breaking News news graphic monday thru friday g rated - 7675315200
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"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...

... a lengthy sentence."