And Now for This Breaking News Report...

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"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...

... a lengthy sentence."

People Should Be on the Lookout for a Middle-Aged White Male

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First name "Firstname," last name "Lastname."

... damn, what a coincidence! Whodathunk that a guy would have that name? What are the odds, eh?

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