Key to Employment: Muppets

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Greetings fellow office peons! Water-Cooler Chris has been demoted to the mailroom after an incident involving a cat, a stockpile of office highlighters, and a fair amount of hallucinogenic drugs that I may or may not have slipped into his coffee.

I'm his replacement, New Guy Nick, and I'll be providing you with your work-related LOLs for the duration (or at least until Water-Cooler Chris figures out a suitable revenge plot).

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