The Security Key We Deserve, but Not the One We Need

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From the submitter:

It's the only explanation I could come up with as to why my remote access token has pointy corners.

The humor blog we need, but not the one we deserve.

You'll Need to Tap Three Forests First

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From the submitter:

I think they didn't mean 'Vigor'

Oh I'm pretty sure they did. I mean, what better way to take down that door than a fatty green creature who makes your entire team immune to red removal? Seems fine enough by me.

And with that, I need to build some decks...

-Water Cooler Chris