Theft of Chump Change

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breakroom,missing,raise,theft
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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

What Would You Name a Laundromat?

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monday thru friday,laundry,missing,socks,business name,laundromat
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Are People Taking Them Home?

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monday thru friday,missing,fork,restaurant,g rated
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On the Contrary, It's So Long That it Curves Around and Points Back At Me

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bathroom,missing,restroom,sign,urinal
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THERE IS NO ESCAPE

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4th,boredom,broke,broken,busted,computer,crippled hardware,cubicle boredom,cubicle fail,cubicle rage,damaged,depressing,derp,dumb,ergonomics,esc,escape,FAIL,hardware,independence day,july 4th,key,keyboard,lame,missing,passive aggressive,rage,sass,stupid,trashed,wassup,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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Please Just Find Him!

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missing,imaginary friend,find him
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MISSING: String Cheese

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missing,notes,passive aggressive,signs,thief
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