McDonald's

After work, he hangs out with his friends: Hardee, Carl Jr., and Dairy Queen.

Here at Cheezburger, we know a good cheeseburger when we see one. Trust us. Unfortunately, fast food often fails to live up to the images of it we see on commercials. So, just how do they make heartburn with pickles look so darn wholesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not plastic... I think.

Multinational Corporate Crap Factory - 0.

(Alright, alright, the sign has already been proven fake, but we thought it was still hilarious and appropriate)

I can't wait to see what you'll do with their angus third pounders...